Da série "Coisas surreais que você encontra vagando inocentemente pela internet":

Estava eu procurando a letra de uma inocente musiquinha da nossa infância... e olha o que eu encontro:

SUBURBAN LEGENDS LYRICS

"Gummy Bears"

Their dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
They march trough the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along as their song fills the air.

[Chorus:]
Gummy bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure far beyond compare.
they are the gummy bears.

Well, magic and mystery are part of their history.
Along with the secret of gummy beary juice
Their legend is growing, they take pride in knowing,
They'll do what is right in whatever they do.

[Chorus]

Well, my girl Dolores, she marched through the forest
She takes one and then she sticks it down her pants
I like the red ones, and I like the yellow ones!
We bite off their heads and give 'em to our friends

[Chorus x4]

Verifiquem por vocês mesmos... são os CINCO primeiros links que aparecem quando você digita "gummy bears lyrics" no Google!

Muito medo desses seres humanos!!! Muito... medo!

Ah... e a letra ainda está errada!

E como sugestão do kadu: